Monday, September 1, 2008

Hilarious Phil Hellmuth Wannabe Encounter

Been donking around this weekend, playing some short micro tourneys while grading and lesson planning just to stimulate the poker part of my brain a little... this has got to be the funniest table talk I've ever experienced in my online poker days. Be sure to notice, as our friend here clearly did not, that I'm in the BB and seeing a free flop...

Full Tilt Poker, $2 + $0.25 NL Hold'em Sit n' Go, 20/40 Blinds, 5 Players - Hand History Converter

BTN: 1,185
SB: 1,005
Hero (BB): 1,710
UTG: 3,885
CO: 1,215

Pre-Flop: (60) 7d 3h dealt to Hero (BB)
BTN calls 40, Hero checks
Flop: (100) 3s 7s 3c (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 200, Hero calls 200
Turn: (500) 4c (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 945 and is All-In, Hero calls 945
River: (2,390) Jh (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 2,390 Pot
BTN showed 6h 6d (two pair, Sixes and Threes) and LOST (-1,185 NET)
Hero showed 7d 3h (a full house, Threes full of Sevens) and WON 2,390 (+1,205 NET)

... and here's his take on my terrible play...

BTN (Observer): sick...plays crap...sucksout on crap

BTN (Observer): !$&#ing 2 dolla calling station whore

I love it :-D

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