Add this to the list of things not to while at a televised WSOP final table...
#8 - Be this guy:
If you caught the 2008 WSOP Event #5 ($1,000 NL Hold'Em Rebuys) on ESPN last night, you may recognize this darling as Alan Jaffray, the 5th place finisher taking home over $160k, which we can only imagine will be spent mostly on more totally fabulous head coverings... good news for Norman Chad, who seemed to enjoy Jaffray's rosy spin on the typical macho game of poker. Nothing personal against the guy... after all he has a bankroll that most of us probably only dream about... just not something you find at every final table.
And then there's also this: Alan Jaffray enters Ladies Event, asked to leave.